Walmart Online Shopping and Broken Promises

To get ready for winter I decided to order a Portable Buddy Heater to keep me warm if the power went out. This time instead of trusty Amazon, I ordered it through Walmart. I figured they were the underdog to Amazon and were offering “free” 2-day shipping. I say “free” because Walmart’s online price was $5 higher, obviously to cover the 2-day shipping.

Since it is the Thanksgiving holiday and I am leaving on Friday, I was happy to see Walmart would have the package to me by Wednesday 11/21. They put this date on the item page when I was checking out, the receipt they emailed me, and even on the tracking number email.

So come Wednesday and I go to check the package status, the package hadn’t even been delivered to OnTrack, the courier. The package actually shows as given to OnTrack on the DAY it was to be delivered … in Reno.

The sad thing is the same heater is in stock at local store but they don’t make it obvious on their website.  I would have simply driven there to pick it up.  They could even simply drive it to my house ON THE SAME DAY. Just imagine the customer loyalty they would have with that kind of service.

So its easy to understand why Amazon is the largest online retailer, they ship within or even before they dates they promise!

Use this link to buy the Mr. Heater Buddy from Amazon and skip supporting the shitty company called Walmart.



A Semi-Literate Techie and Netflix VPN Blocking

Netflix recently started blocking VPNs and proxies because content owners and broadcasters were unhappy because users were watching content available in other countries instead of paying extra to watch it in their own country.

So what would someone who has access to and is technical enough to figure out how to use a VPN or proxy to bypass geolocation checks? Of course they would use the same VPN or proxy to illegally obtain that content. Instead of content creators being paid by Netflix through subscribers, the creators miss out on the revenue and drive their biggest fans to piracy.

Netflix has very nice content discovery which make it easy to find obscure shows that you wouldn’t ordinarily view. Luckily we have sites like instantwatcher (US/Canada) and moreflicks (UK) that tie into the Netflix API and publicly make available content on Netflix that is popular, new, and noteworthy.

Many would rather pay a higher flat fee to watch more content be nickled-and-dimed just to watch a show or movie. Look at how Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu have thrived by providind an all-you-can watch service despite having older shows and movies. If Netflix wasn’t available then I wouldn’t pay a few bucks every time I wanted to watch a movie. The risk of getting a bad movie or having it expire before I finish is not worth it.

Hugo For The Semi Literate Techie

I am a semi-literate techie. I deal with hardware in my day job and software is a hobby on the side. So while I can hack code and generally come up with a solution to my problem, I can’t whip up a site like Gmail or Stackoverflow over a weekend.

I originally started on Blogger and decided to try Hugo after I had concerns about Google’s long term plans for Blogger. We have seen with sites like Picasaweb and Google Reader that Google has a tendency to close sites that are not updated often.

I chose Hugo over its many other static blog competitors because it has a very simple setup – it is a single native executable that runs on all the major OS’es without dependencies. There is no need for gems, rakes, Ruby, or any external software.

I chose a static blog because I want to simplify hosting. I do not want a server that requires securing and patching, a database I have to maintain, or dealing with upgrades. I want portability in case I have to switch to a different webhost or different blog engine.

I host my Hugo site on Amazon S3 and push it through CloudFront for about $1/month. Cloudflare is another good free option. With CloudFront, the site is replicated all over the world and will scale rapidly if I experience a blowout. Also I don’t have to deal with maintenance or censorship. If Amazon objects to my content or disappears then I’ll simply move it to another web host.

Some of the startup pains I, the semi-literate techie, have encountered:

  • Many of the themes seem to be broken.
    • For example, themes like (Bootstrap, Tachyon) only recognize a directory called ‘post’. Logically a directory with many posts should be called ‘posts’ but this has escaped the theme writers.

    • I tried the Tachyons theme but it gave me an error message when I created a new post. If I was a Go literate programmer I’d figure out a fix and submit a patch to github, but I am not a programmer and a theme that breaks when you do something basic like create a new post really shouldn’t be a so-called featured theme.

    • Themes do not appear to be inter-operable. I started with Bootstrap and got error messages when I changed the theme in my config.toml. Again, I really don’t want to debug error messages when publishing to my blog.

  • Hugo is very particular about its base path. I couldn’t simply put but had to use Seriously, does it think I’ll be serving this site over gopher://?

  • Hugo uses a non-standard markdown processor. Instead of using GitHub markdown or CommonMark, it uses a library called BlackFriday. This means we have to deal with idiosyncrasies unique to this parser – for example, tables are formatted differently on BlackFriday than on GitHub. Table support in Markdown is universally bad. I eventually gave up and coded my tables by hand in HTML.

  • The themes or Hugo are not optimized for speed. Using the Google PageSpeed Insights tool shows:

    • The JS and HTML content could be minified to reduce download time
    • The CSS could be inlined for faster loading

There is no easy Markdown convert and view flow. This means I have to run my markdown file through Hugo and open it in a web browser to see my changes.

I use stackedit for my Markdown editing. Stackedit runs in the browser, shows my Markdown and final view side-by-side, and syncs my files to Google Docs. This makes it cross-platform and usable on all my computers. I still have an annoying flow where I have to copy the Markdown into a text file with Hugo headers before publishing.

To sync my files to S3, I use Jets3t. Jets3t is cross-platform and comes with a highly configurable utility called synchronize which lets me automate the upload. The best part is that I can enable SHA256 encryption with a single line. Now my files are encrypted while in storage at S3 and only decrypted when sent to the browser.

Selling Out To The Man: Amazon Reviews For Free Products

From time to time I get emails from Amazon sellers offering to send me some product to try out for a “review” and then afterwards, keep it with their compliments. Essentially the seller giving me the product is payment for the review. Amazon doesn’t allow sellers to compensate users with money for reviewing their product so the product is the compensation. Implied but not mentioned is that product is payola for a positive review.

I usually ignore the emails, but I got one a few days ago and I decided to reply just to see would happen. The seller was very prompt. They immediately wrote back requesting my address and asking me to verify my email address. I suspect they mass-mailed users on Amazon and the email verification was to get the actual address.

I forgot about it for a couple days and was surprised when a package showed up in my mailbox. I didn’t know what it was and vaguely linked it to the email conversation I’d had with the seller. The seller was on top of things and had already sent me a reminder message since tracking showed his package had been delivered!

In addition to a regular text review, I also did a video review because I felt thankful for getting something for free. It took me about an hour to do it and I felt it was a fair exchange for an approximately $15 item. My thoughts and writing of the product was completely honest so I didn’t feel disingenuous about the review. I think that if I didn’t like the product then I would have politely declined and returned it. Besides, I’m no influence wielder on Amazon and doubt my words are that persuasive.

I’d love to “review” more products. In addition to this wonderful blog and an Amazon account, I also have a slightly not popular Youtube channel and am fairly technical for technically oriented products and teardowns.